This is probably actually my most frequently asked question!

Rhymes with bell :)

I take COVID safety very seriously. I’m fully vaccinated and get all available boosters.

I get COVID tested 2x weekly, and encourage you to be tested before meeting me as well.

I’m immunocompromised (a simple cold can leave me in bed for a week!) so I highly appreciate if you present a negative covid test (either a rapid at home test or an in-office PCR) with the results within 2 days of seeing me, and I’m happy to do the same.

Being immunocompromised, and you coming to your session sick with COVID/otherwise could be very deadly for me!

If you present positive, done in-office COVID test results to me, while your full date amount 100% will be due, it can be applied to a date within 1.5 months of our originally scheduled booking.

(For example, if our date is March 3rd, and you test positive for COVID within a week of that- your full amount will be due to me, but you can schedule a new date by April 3rd, and your fee will apply to that date/you will not have to pay for a second date)

I’m an adventurous and curious person, so I love all kinds of dates!

Of course you know I’m a huge travel fan, both in the planning of it and taking in new places together!

I’m always happy with a dinner date before enjoying some more private time together; tasting menus (particularly molecular gastronomy) are my absolute favorite, feeding my curiosity and love of fine dining simultaneously!

I’m a big fan of the theater- ballet is lovely, I’m always dying to have an excuse for an opera gown, and small indie productions are a blast!

I also am a big fan of cheesy kitschy things- think places like the themed cafes of Akihabara in Tokyo, holiday markets in NYC or Germany, or comic-con!

Spa dates are great!

Without fail, the more adventurous the better! Let’s go on a hot air balloon ride, hike a mountain, go mushroom hunting or take a trip with a few of my friends to see shows in Vegas!

Want even more inspiration? I have blog posts of my 2023 Dream Dates and My Ideal Date!

My home base is in Seattle, and we’ll meet preferably at a lovely hotel room you book! (I don’t visit private residences for first meetings) Or I can arrange a hotel room for us for an extra $300* to cover the room if you’d rather me host. For more extended dates, if it’s an (approved by me) airbnb or rental space such as a lovely log cabin in the mountains, you (or I, if the fee to book is sent) can stay in one of those as well.

Seattle city proper: Home base! No extra charge/minimum length.

Bellevue, Kirkland, Renton, Federal Way, Shoreline, nearby:
1.5 hour minimum length booking

Kent: 2 hour minimum-length booking +$50 travel fee

Tacoma: 2 hour minimum-length booking +$100 travel fee

Everett: 2 hour minimum-length booking +$100 travel fee

Olympia: 3 hour minimum-length booking +$200 travel fee

Further into Washington: Inquire

All engagements 3 hours or longer require at least an hour or two spent outside of the room (or longer for longer bookings) so that we can fully get to know each other outside of the bedroom as well. For specific publicly known individuals with high discretionary needs, in-room only dates re available for an extra fee at my discretion.

Overnights require 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep time for me to be at my best and brightest for you, and please make sure to reserve a king-sized bed. I’m happy to sleep with you in your room (I love cuddling up to you!) but if you know that you snore or are an extra light sleeper, please reserve separate rooms for us. I’ll join you for a morning kiss and snuggle with coffee the next day!

Engagements 24 hours or longer also require at least 2 hours of alone time for me per day, to relax, catch up with my assistant on important matters, catch up with loved ones back home, and handle various to-do’s. Separate time is important for both of us to be at our best, and I ask the same even of my family and/or best of friends.

When I schedule a meeting in my calendar, I do so seriously. Dedicating a space to you most often means I turn down other work, adjust personal plans, secure travel and space for myself, and shape my day, week and month (and year!) around seeing you. This is why I have policies in place, requesting that you schedule as seriously as you do yours.

Deposits are non-refundable unless the cancellation is on my part.

Local sessions cancelled within three weeks of the engagement will incur a 100% cancellation fee. If we have a duo scheduled and my duo partner cancels, and you choose not to reschedule with either just me, another duo partner, or the same at another date, a 100% cancellation fee is incurred.

Cancellations for bookings on my tours require a 100% cancellation fee.

If we have a FMTY date of any lennth, or any booking of 24+ hours and you’re unable to reschedule for another booking of the same duration, the full fee is due if cancellation is within 14 months of the date.

ln the event of a ‘no-show’ (which can include being MIA on your part within 2 hours of the booking, or not sending results of a negative covid test within the day of booking) , a 100% cancellation fee is required.

No further reschedule/rebooking with me will be accepted if you refuse to uphold my cancellation policy.

In the extremely rare event that I need to cancel for some reason and you cannot or do not wish to reschedule, you will receive your full deposit back along with a sincere apology.

I’m bisexual and love spending time with just about everyone! Your physicality, race, gender identity etc doesn’t matter to me.

The only stipulation that I make is that I don’t do engagements with anyone under the age of 23 (sorry, young collegiants).

Is there anyone who says no to that question? I adore when suitors bring me gifts, and it’s always thoroughly appreciated.

My wishlist is an idea of what I like!

My wishlist is a little peek into what I love.
Safe bets are always a Woodwick candle or a houseplant.

In addition, I adore:

• Tock gift cards

• Anything horror-themed

• Spa gift cards

• Cool fossils, crystals, or geodes

• Movie theater or museum gift cards

Some favorite brands:

• Clothes: Prada, Alo Yoga, Anthropologie

• Lingerie: Bordelle, Fleur du Mal

• Jewelry: David Yurman, Cartier

If I’m seeing you outside Seattle, please opt for a gift card, something small, or let my assistant know so I can add the item to my wishlist for you to pick from.

My suitcase space is limited and larger gifts can be tricky to bring back 😢

I adore my regulars, and the bonds we share growing together over the months and years are irreplicable. I’d love that for us, and you’re welcome to book as frequently as I’m available and we desire!

I also love prebookings! Not only is planning out my calendar in advance nice to make my life less stressful, the anticipation is very sexy😉 I take prebooking’s up to a year in advance.

Happy to! (In addition to usual screening from you) Please make sure to send over a copy at least 72+ hours in advance of our date for me and my assistant to review.

My time is valuable, and by scheduling a time to see you I turn down other opportunities and dedicate that time in my schedule completely to you and no one else. Deposits show that both of us are serious, and are essential for me to set aside time for you.

I require a minimum 25% deposit for all standard appointments in my local area. If this is a FMTY engagement, a 50% deposit is required.

As far as payment methods, my preferred method for deposit is Cash app or Venmo . Crypto is also accepted, and Amazon GC on a rare occasion.

*On very rare occasions *, cash inserted in a book or small gift and overnighted to my p.o. box is also an option. You can also inquire about gift cards as I occasionally accept those.

The engagement won’t be on my calendar until a deposit is received (meaning if someone else reaches out for that time with a deposit first, I will be seeing them instead of you)